In memory of Talk Like a Pirate Day, I give you ninjas that sort of remind you of a tarantula. Pay no attention to the boobs. Those are a distraction and are very lethal.

Special thanks to this website for help with the pictures of the kilts and Lava Lava.

When I moved to Hawaii I found out the state was known as the Rainbow State. The football team was called, "The Rainbow Warriors" until other guys took the idea in another direction. So I was thinking about Ireland which is also known for Rainbows.

Once I got to know the cultures around me I saw all sorts of similarities. Although Scots are known for the kilt, and yes that is a Rob Roy in the picture, the Irish do wear them as well. The common clothes for Polynesians is called a Sarong or Lava Lava, which is a lot like a Kilt. There is also a pot of gold for any weary traveler to Hawaii, only its a cooler full of barbecue meat.

Knowing this, I wondered where exactly Dorothy ended up when she went over this Rainbow.

The other day I saw a chicken standing in the water while surrounded by swimming fish. This is the closest I could get to that picture. It was actually even better than this.

Computer Nerds are Ninjas. This is why its bad to fall asleep at the computer, they are sitting, waiting for you to make a mistake.

To get the background picture, I found this. I also want everyone to know who the ninja is.

For the most part, Polynesians are way manlier than Americans, and can prove it too.

My computer quit on me, so I was forced to use the computers at school. Hawaiian air is really bad for computers.

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I took this picture on my iPod touch. I want to write an article on it.