This will be an interesting case.

I can't snap. But I can fake it. I have reached Budhahood because of this.

Seriously, burn, then rub it in the smelliest parts, only to tear it into pieces.

This is how they act after 12 AM. Great time to egg the house though.

This is what I dreamed about after seeing the movie The Ring.

She chases me in my nightmares. Yeah, your not scared of her. You don't know what she can do.

Yes, Stephanie Tanner and Wensday Adams were my Teenage Crushes. Just look at how much they have in common. Long hair, Strange Uncles who like lighting up the night life, er nothing.

So, finding a wife for me is going to be a really weird experience. A perky Goth if you will.