Wednesday, October 31, 2007

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I can't snap. But I can fake it. I have reached Budhahood because of this.

Seriously, burn, then rub it in the smelliest parts, only to tear it into pieces.

This is how they act after 12 AM. Great time to egg the house though.
This is what I dreamed about after seeing the movie The Ring.
She chases me in my nightmares. Yeah, your not scared of her. You don't know what she can do.
Yes, Stephanie Tanner and Wensday Adams were my Teenage Crushes. Just look at how much they have in common. Long hair, Strange Uncles who like lighting up the night life, er nothing.

So, finding a wife for me is going to be a really weird experience. A perky Goth if you will.
It's time for Halloween Mr. Snuffles. What shall we dress as? Perhaps maybe a Rainbow, or a Happy Elf? Yes, a Happy Elf.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

During a discussing with a friend, I asked what he thought of politics.
"It's like football. Really intense at every game. And most of the fans will note every mistake for the other side, but not for there own."
I always compared it to Hockey. But football works.
That is one, very Stylish Ninja. Who did he have to kill to get that suit?
Hey, I dream about them too!

Monday, October 29, 2007


Chloe needed some help



Jack Bauer.... Kirk's Ancestor?
I must find a way to make everyone spell my name correctly!!!
Then she has to battle some Tibetan monks with Light Sabers!!

No need to fear, Super Nun of the 24th Century is here!

Friday, October 26, 2007

The author, holding a samurai sword, next to his Russian Flag. He got it in Arizona. It was a gift, from a person who didn't even know where Russia was.
Note the Awesomeness of the Fedora.

The first sign of problems....
Gasp! Brando was a Furry!!
I was looking at the hit count on this site. Seeing as almost all of them are from Dave Barry's Blog, I say Thanks Dave! I also noted that there seems to be a lack in 6 states. I have gotten at least one hit from every single state except Lousiana, Idaho, Wyoming, 2 States next to Illinois, and Rhode Island (I think). I am not certain on some of them, because I don't know the Eastern States very well.
Anyway, as a game, I think it would be fun to try to complete the board. So if you know someone from one of the outlined states, then make sure to ask them to see this site. I will try to make it more specific as soon as I can.
Thanks
Alfred

Thursday, October 25, 2007


Rly!
Let the Great Debate begin!!

Some people have been annoyed by Katie Couric's comments during the fires in So Cal. The truth be told, she has done some good Journalism over the years. One of the really difficult things about being a TV reporter is that, you have all the information you need, but not a clue what it means. Sometimes, this problem gets noticed.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

It might surprise you to know, this guy is just as crazy in real life. I still believe that Zombies need eye checkups.
A good time to introduce him to bird seed.

Robot enjoy make out. Please try again?

If they insist on it. I will bow to there wishes.

I don't know why. But these Llamas are part of the story around the fire. The label I got was Fire Llamas. They need more Llamas
Recently while visiting family, we were under fire warning. There was a fires all around us, but to far to evacuate just yet. It caused a lot of smoke in the air. The most noticed was on the Lake. Usually the air is quite clear there, but now we could barely sea 30 feet from the dock. I couldn't help singing that song. I give this joke to my friends in Cali. Hopefully, they get the joke, and laugh while watching the news.
The Govenator as Mr. Freeze. He would just tell the fire to Chill.

This man was found guilty of murdering at least 48 people. He said he wanted to kill 64 people to make a complete chess board. I'm glad he will soon be castled.
This is specially dedicated to the Women in So Cal.
Need a drink with ice?

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Warning, Vampire Bats don't taste good.

I honestly thought this was a still from a movie. As it turns out, it is a picture from a vacation. The person is a professor Lu in Austria. The woman happens to be his wife.
Bleah, I hate peaches.
Enjoy the Hunt. Don't talk to Strange Crabs.
Truly this woman is lost.
She posted it online, and then submitted the pictures to Google.

I think the Aliens are getting a bit confused.
Hint: This is not a hint.

Friday, October 19, 2007

Somebody order a giant robotic cow wearing a kilt?

Thursday, October 18, 2007

You know your a lush when you say this. The woman in the picture made a poodle Ninja.
He still looks better then her.

Its best to ignore friends Volcanoes
A friend just found out that She can Adopt. The Baby's name is Sadie. I am quite proud.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

I can enjoy Chocolate Milk, and Look at Japanese Power Rangers.
Es nesesario que yo estudio mucho hay.
Someone wanted Sake?

Here is a link to the site I got this from. The guy does some good work, I think I should link him.
I don't care much for the song. But this one isn't for me.