Friday, September 23, 2011

A friend got his facebook account misused by friends. Even though he had everything in German, they redid his status to being in love with a squirrel. My apologies for my terrible German sentence structure. My grandmother will likely hit me with a wooden spoon.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Warning: Potty Humour

     This subject comes up from time to time by women I know. I have tried to explain it in as delicate a matter as I can. Normally we guys have straight shot or Machine Gun set up. If we have to hold it too long it goes lazer. However, there are times when flame thrower or spread shot kick in on their own and makes hitting the target and only that entirely impossible.

Now you know!

Monday, September 19, 2011

Castro just got better dancer

She's dark Irish
She is going to do the limbo shortly after this
       I was riding a plane home from Seattle to Honolulu when they played an advertisement for Jamaica on the TV Screens. It was pretty shocking because they were showing a ton of things I already saw every day when walking to work or school and back. It was also weird that it seemed to promote the same ideas of the land. Beaches, sunsets, and people who happily do everything you want.

I took out the words for those that wanted this picture as a background.

In memory of Talk Like a Pirate Day, I give you ninjas that sort of remind you of a tarantula. Pay no attention to the boobs. Those are a distraction and are very lethal.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Special thanks to this website for help with the pictures of the kilts and Lava Lava.

When I moved to Hawaii I found out the state was known as the Rainbow State. The football team was called, "The Rainbow Warriors" until other guys took the idea in another direction. So I was thinking about Ireland which is also known for Rainbows.

Once I got to know the cultures around me I saw all sorts of similarities. Although Scots are known for the kilt, and yes that is a Rob Roy in the picture, the Irish do wear them as well. The common clothes for Polynesians is called a Sarong or Lava Lava, which is a lot like a Kilt. There is also a pot of gold for any weary traveler to Hawaii, only its a cooler full of barbecue meat.

Knowing this, I wondered where exactly Dorothy ended up when she went over this Rainbow.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

The other day I saw a chicken standing in the water while surrounded by swimming fish. This is the closest I could get to that picture. It was actually even better than this.
Computer Nerds are Ninjas. This is why its bad to fall asleep at the computer, they are sitting, waiting for you to make a mistake.

To get the background picture, I found this. I also want everyone to know who the ninja is.