Monday, November 19, 2007

She will point to the bathroom, for the final time!

Always worry about the singing from the Unic's bathroom. At least you know there not playing handball.

I am not trendy enough, and the food tastes like crap.

Englishmen beware. This does not travel through time.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

For Purely Psychological Porpoises.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Bottoms Up!
Bottoms Up!

This picture took me much of this morning to create. I wish to say that there needs to be a site dedicated to people getting in fights while wearing togas.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

The previous owner of my house had a lot of cats. They want to stay I guess.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

linda_rhodes2007: Hi
Alfred: hello
Alfred: how can I help you?
linda_rhodes2007: Hi, am Linda and you?
linda_rhodes2007: help me?? what?
Alfred: Keith
Alfred: Just a nice way of saying, why are you talking to me.
linda_rhodes2007: ohh sorry, well..i guess you don't know me...i saw your ID on yahoo member directory and i wanted to say hi and see where it goes
Alfred: ok
Alfred: Well, where you from?
linda_rhodes2007: Nigeria
linda_rhodes2007: you?
Alfred: burkina faso
linda_rhodes2007: nice
Alfred: I just barely moved to the states.
linda_rhodes2007: ic
Alfred: So what do you do for a living
linda_rhodes2007: fashion designer you?
Alfred: Car Salesman
linda_rhodes2007: thats nice
linda_rhodes2007: tell me more about yourself
Alfred: I sell fords.
Alfred: They don't work well.
Alfred: But hey, just got here.
linda_rhodes2007: huuh?
Alfred: I intend to get a better job from college.
Alfred: It seems to take most of my money
linda_rhodes2007: Ohh really
Alfred: Well that and rent and food.
Alfred: Lots of stuff to buy.
linda_rhodes2007: ic
Alfred: better then when I lived in Burkina. But still everything here is expensive.
Alfred: Ever been to the states?
linda_rhodes2007: yep
Alfred: when, where?
linda_rhodes2007: NJ
linda_rhodes2007: 6yrs ago
Alfred: I see
Alfred: I remember seeing it from the bus ride to where I live now
Alfred: Loved the mountains.
Alfred: But the rockies are so much bigger.
linda_rhodes2007: i got to go
linda_rhodes2007: bye
Alfred: bye!

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

The swim to the north made the Father weak. The young emperor penguin immidiatley took over France.
Yeah, Rice Crispy Treats are just as high as you are.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Just a quick update. One of the mystery states was Indiana. Someone has seen this blog from there now. As has Louisiana. So my goal of having a hit from every state in the US is close at hand. It leaves 2 states. Wyoming, and Idaho. Which means that my family really isn't checking out the site. Pretty good for me. There is a dirty martini girl in one of the pictures.

Also, I am going to try ad-sense on this site. Why? Because this site is just an idea, and it seems to be giving me other ideas. So I am going to try to test these ideas. If it turns out that Ad Sense is a bad idea, I will get rid of it. If it works, then I am paid.

Thanks so much to everyone.
Yeah, just a fun photoshop thing. Just having fun. Feel like I should go watch some movie by David Lynch.

I blurred out the face to let David still seem Butlery. Instead we have a phantom butler in a pimp hat inside of a rubber room. Nice addition really.

Insert The Shining joke here.
"When will you be battling the Joker, Sir?"

I want to give a very special link to the actual butler in this picture. David gives a fairly brief but good history on Buttling and seems quite ready to be one. I have nothing but respect for them. I stole his picture, but hopefully he gets work from this.

Monday, November 5, 2007

Fry's is a special land. A land where a man can find a very manly Toaster. It will play MP3s. And all will rejoice.
Truly William Wallace was a lover of Pastries.

Burning Sensation with the Poptart? There is a huge inside joke here.
Specially dedicated to my friend Antoine, who happens to look like this. To the point that his manliness is constantly being questioned.

Keep in mind, his head is in the Dakotas.

Budhahood can only be reached through Super Saiyan.

I fear for the safety of the world if it begins clapping.

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Can you spot the Black Welsh Mountain Ninja? It spots you.

I should give the link to the Ninja Resteraunt. It's where I got the Ninja pic.
The female Orca is much bigger then the male.

Welcome to Bikini Island.

Honestly, I can't tell which one is the Alpha Wolf, So I just took a guess.

Edit: Apparently it is the Top Right Wolf.
My release will be down the crapper.
She can see Ellensburg and Yakima from up here.

My moderation program shows I have 5 fans in Selah Washington. This is 1 mile from Yakima where I live. Hi!!

It all depends on what you think of the Nicean Creed.

As just a note, there was an episode of Power Rangers in Japan were they chased down the garden of Eden. At one point a villain yells, "Save me Jesus!" I laughed my head off.
She failed at, so she ended up Battling Elizabeth to the death. It was really hot.
The Witch Fire is watching.

I can only do a backflip if I am falling. Not a good idea at 60MPh on the water.
He seems so gentlemanly with the Top Hat.
Aye, they be stealthy.
This will be an interesting case.